Quilljinbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent gnu.

Quilljinbop created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Quilljinbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quilljinbop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quilljinbop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Quilljinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Quilljinbop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never sing near manatees.