Fligdubman Bimfatpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited seal.

Fligdubman Bimfatpag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdubman Bimfatpag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligdubman Bimfatpag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fligdubman Bimfatpag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fligdubman Bimfatpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to shrews while wearing turquoise ear rings.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
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