Dudquimgen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm unicorn.

Dudquimgen created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudquimgen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudquimgen, he will send you a sign.

Dudquimgen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dudquimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed strawberries to snails while wearing black boots.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.
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