Jop is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, boastful
weasel.
Jop created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.
If you believe in
Jop, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Jop, he will remove you from existence.
Jop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Jop's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not take Jop's name in vain.
5. Always pray immersed in water.