Jop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful weasel.

Jop created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Jop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jop, he will remove you from existence.

Jop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not take Jop's name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.