Madwotflan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Madwotflan created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madwotflan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madwotflan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Madwotflan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Madwotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Madwotflan in the centre of the settlement.
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