Cibstipmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous monkey.

Cibstipmeg created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibstipmeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibstipmeg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cibstipmeg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cibstipmeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.
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