Gofwigbad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective bird.

Gofwigbad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofwigbad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gofwigbad, it will destroy your home planet.

Gofwigbad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gofwigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not dye your hair black.