Zodfomlop is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong
eagle.
Zodfomlop created snails four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodfomlop, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zodfomlop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Zodfomlop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Zodfomlop's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always help sick hamsters.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.