Zodfomlop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong eagle.

Zodfomlop created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfomlop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodfomlop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zodfomlop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zodfomlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.