Ganmidrull Gedjadwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering dove.

Ganmidrull Gedjadwat created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmidrull Gedjadwat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ganmidrull Gedjadwat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ganmidrull Gedjadwat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ganmidrull Gedjadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Always obey Ganmidrull Gedjadwat's priests.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not hurt whales.