Ganstikdod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless warg.

Ganstikdod created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganstikdod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ganstikdod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ganstikdod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ganstikdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing green shorts and balancing four silver spheres on your legs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.