Hugbamduncat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome frog.

Hugbamduncat created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Hugbamduncat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hugbamduncat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hugbamduncat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hugbamduncat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugbamduncat.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from purple ants for they are unholy.