Donxinjan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating ant.

Donxinjan created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donxinjan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Donxinjan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Donxinjan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Donxinjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Donxinjan first in all things.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.