Hudstikbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident monkey.

Hudstikbast created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Hudstikbast, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudstikbast, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hudstikbast's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hudstikbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing white shorts and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.