Rakstigyart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain pigeon.

Rakstigyart created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakstigyart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakstigyart, it will come to you in dreams.

Rakstigyart's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rakstigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the south.