Fodfabduss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy jellyfish.

Fodfabduss created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfabduss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodfabduss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fodfabduss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fodfabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white shorts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Worship no other gods but Fodfabduss.

5. Do not speak about melons.