Didcetbim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest meerkat.

Didcetbim created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didcetbim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didcetbim, it will not invite you to parties.

Didcetbim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Didcetbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing black shoes and balancing five iron spheres on your back.