Kamkomnat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable goose.

Kamkomnat created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamkomnat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kamkomnat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kamkomnat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kamkomnat's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never laugh in the presence of voles.