Nigcidman is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful hamster.

Nigcidman created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigcidman, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nigcidman, she will turn you into a worm.

Nigcidman's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nigcidman's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Never wear green stockings.

3. Never run in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.