Bafxenbat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited meerkat.

Bafxenbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafxenbat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafxenbat, he will turn you into a snail.

Bafxenbat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bafxenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bafxenbat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Bafxenbat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never look in ponds.