Xincembop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic wombat.

Xincembop created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xincembop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xincembop, he will ignore you.

Xincembop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Xincembop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Xincembop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.