Dimrutmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless armadillo.

Dimrutmil created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimrutmil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimrutmil, it will turn you into a dog.

Dimrutmil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dimrutmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never run near sheep.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.