Yart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak mink.

Yart created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yart, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yart's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.

4. Always help seals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.