Cetrippad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty bee.

Cetrippad created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetrippad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetrippad, it will torture you forever.

Cetrippad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cetrippad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cetrippad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Run away from turquoise frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.