Wanlidlist is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty tortoise.

Wanlidlist created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanlidlist, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wanlidlist, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wanlidlist's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wanlidlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wanlidlist.

3. Always obey Wanlidlist's priests.

4. Never mix bread with oil.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanlidlist.