Legvedbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring crane.

Legvedbog created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legvedbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Legvedbog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Legvedbog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Legvedbog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.