Quamdabcet is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing yak.

Quamdabcet created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamdabcet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quamdabcet, he will cry a lot.

Quamdabcet's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quamdabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Quamdabcet in the centre of the settlement.