Zogbid Hugsomhon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent ferret.

Zogbid Hugsomhon created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogbid Hugsomhon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zogbid Hugsomhon, he will send you a sign.

Zogbid Hugsomhon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zogbid Hugsomhon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogbid Hugsomhon.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sing in the presence of goats.