Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage wasp.

Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit, he will turn you into a tree.

Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumgatvadjanzogvenpangcit.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat oranges.