Gatyamhonpasgudlibtag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty alligator.

Gatyamhonpasgudlibtag created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatyamhonpasgudlibtag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatyamhonpasgudlibtag, she will send you a sign.

Gatyamhonpasgudlibtag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gatyamhonpasgudlibtag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Run away if five shrews approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never play with disobedient children.