Fubjentofcipbus is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient dragon.

Fubjentofcipbus created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubjentofcipbus, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubjentofcipbus, he will turn you into a duck.

Fubjentofcipbus' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fubjentofcipbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.