Barnbissmumont is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak toad.

Barnbissmumont created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Barnbissmumont, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Barnbissmumont, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Barnbissmumont's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Barnbissmumont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never adorn your hands with orange markings.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.