Hudafbell is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, fast eagle.

Hudafbell created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudafbell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudafbell, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hudafbell's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hudafbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing gray coats and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.