Flap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust wyrm.

Flap created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always obey Flap's priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Flap on top of important buildings.