Yimomt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty toad.

Yimomt created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimomt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimomt, she will remove you from existence.

Yimomt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yimomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yimomt.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Yimomt.