Mutlarnbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring wombat.

Mutlarnbap created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlarnbap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mutlarnbap, he will remove you from existence.

Mutlarnbap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mutlarnbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Do not place lentils upon stone.

4. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with frogs.

5. Put Mutlarnbap first in all things.