Inghadbus is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless frog.

Inghadbus created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inghadbus, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Inghadbus, she will try to impress you with trees.

Inghadbus' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Inghadbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

3. Run away if seven manatees approach from the east.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Inghadbus.

5. Never eat green fruit.