Raktipyak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent gerbil.

Raktipyak created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Raktipyak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Raktipyak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Raktipyak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Raktipyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face turquoise.

2. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Pray towards the south.