Figminbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered wren.

Figminbog created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figminbog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Figminbog, he will turn you into a tree.

Figminbog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Figminbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.