Stikloopdib Jensab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, conceited tapir.

Stikloopdib Jensab created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Stikloopdib Jensab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikloopdib Jensab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stikloopdib Jensab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stikloopdib Jensab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not make images of living things.