Hubbasstighas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless crocodile.

Hubbasstighas created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbasstighas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubbasstighas, it will send you a sign.

Hubbasstighas' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hubbasstighas' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Always remove shirts before touching nickel.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.