Nulhakhog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy manatee.

Nulhakhog created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulhakhog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nulhakhog, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nulhakhog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nulhakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Nulhakhog loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never pour water over plants.