Wikafdid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring frog.

Wikafdid created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikafdid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikafdid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wikafdid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wikafdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always store garlic above ground.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing violet shorts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.