Pagfebsug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental lobster.

Pagfebsug created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfebsug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pagfebsug, it will destroy your home planet.

Pagfebsug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pagfebsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never feed lots of apples to tapirs while wearing blue coats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagfebsug.

5. Always stare at clouds.