Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented shark.

Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan, he will turn you into a duck.

Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zimbunbenrilhudkabfonnan.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not speak about turnips.