Doss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody seal.

Doss created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Doss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Doss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Doss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doss.

5. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the east.