Santabjig Nulflatart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental parrot.

Santabjig Nulflatart created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Santabjig Nulflatart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Santabjig Nulflatart, she will turn you into a worm.

Santabjig Nulflatart's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Santabjig Nulflatart's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.