Jarnmutbusbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless centaur.

Jarnmutbusbig created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmutbusbig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jarnmutbusbig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jarnmutbusbig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jarnmutbusbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jarnmutbusbig's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jarnmutbusbig.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill mice.