Stikyimrot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering lobster.

Stikyimrot created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Stikyimrot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stikyimrot, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stikyimrot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stikyimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not wear red clothing.