Larglikfitdobbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever warg.

Larglikfitdobbut created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Larglikfitdobbut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larglikfitdobbut, he will send you a sign.

Larglikfitdobbut's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Larglikfitdobbut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never hurt moths.