Fidquatrip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent hare.

Fidquatrip created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidquatrip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidquatrip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fidquatrip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fidquatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fidquatrip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.