Basthudsitcen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, blissful jaguar.

Basthudsitcen created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Basthudsitcen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Basthudsitcen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Basthudsitcen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Basthudsitcen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four whales approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.