Ripyikdoss Wippigdossfas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast warg.

Ripyikdoss Wippigdossfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripyikdoss Wippigdossfas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ripyikdoss Wippigdossfas, he will make you grow a tail.

Ripyikdoss Wippigdossfas' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ripyikdoss Wippigdossfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with mice.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never gather five turtles near doors.