Tadlogjan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud gnu.

Tadlogjan created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadlogjan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadlogjan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tadlogjan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tadlogjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed wheat to shrews while wearing dresses.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Tadlogjan nine times a day.