Vedfligfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless weasel.

Vedfligfed created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfligfed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedfligfed, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vedfligfed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vedfligfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vedfligfed's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedfligfed.

5. Respect your elders.