Mitdoddid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish wren.

Mitdoddid created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitdoddid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitdoddid, he will remove you from existence.

Mitdoddid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mitdoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never stain your hands with brown.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Mitdoddid in the centre of the settlement.