Jiggutsaf Logyarpjipnar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Jiggutsaf Logyarpjipnar created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jiggutsaf Logyarpjipnar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jiggutsaf Logyarpjipnar, he will turn you into a rat.

Jiggutsaf Logyarpjipnar's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jiggutsaf Logyarpjipnar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise whales, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed gooseberries to hamsters while wearing brown scarves.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never feed pineapples to seals while wearing shoes.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing blue jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your hands.